So over the weekend I got suckered into going out to a local bar. Lately I’ve been trying to stay out that scene and focus on more important things. But for reasons beyond my control, I always end up going out. Before I really run with this story, I want to let you in on back info. Every weekend I get a call from one of my friends asking me to hit up some spot. My answer is always the same…NO!
Below is how the conversation usually goes.
Me: “Roundtable pizza how may I help you”
Friend: “Mall what the fuck are you doing”
Me: “Watching life pass me bye”
Friend: “Cool get dressed we’re all going out”
Me: “I don’t feel like going out”
Friend: “Have ever won this argument before??....stop acting like a bitch”
Me: “ I don’t have anything to wear”
Friend: “Nice try get dressed”
Me: “FUCK!!…..Be over in an hour”
Side note: (No I don’t work for Roundtable…yes it takes me an hour to get dressed)
So we hit up this bar for some chicks birthday. My boy is feeling the spot but as the girls start showing up things get awkward. For some reason that song “This can’t be life” jumps into my head. I guess it's time to push the envelope again….
Below is how the conversation usually goes.
Me: “Roundtable pizza how may I help you”
Friend: “Mall what the fuck are you doing”
Me: “Watching life pass me bye”
Friend: “Cool get dressed we’re all going out”
Me: “I don’t feel like going out”
Friend: “Have ever won this argument before??....stop acting like a bitch”
Me: “ I don’t have anything to wear”
Friend: “Nice try get dressed”
Me: “FUCK!!…..Be over in an hour”
Side note: (No I don’t work for Roundtable…yes it takes me an hour to get dressed)
So we hit up this bar for some chicks birthday. My boy is feeling the spot but as the girls start showing up things get awkward. For some reason that song “This can’t be life” jumps into my head. I guess it's time to push the envelope again….
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